cool nose ring brah
last night I had my first verbal encounter with the little wannabe gangstas in my new neighbourhood. some guy, maybe 16, said hi and commented on my septum ring (something along the lines of “cool nose ring brah”). he then proceeded to say “I’m gonna get my tongue pierced.. it’s sexy. and I’m gonna get tattooed. I’m gonna.. tattoo my DICK!”
I told him to get it done like those little poke-out-of-mouth-thingies from the Alien movies.
after a couple of seconds silence, him and his friend started laughing. it wasn’t until afterwards I realized they probably never even understood what movies I was talking about because they’re too young to have that natural “oh, those” response when someone says “Alien”. they probably just thought “lulz there are lots of movies with aliens in them, bitch is crazy”.
I wanted to slap them across the face with some culture.
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meridiantransit said:
brah
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